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CAN I BORROW YOUR NOTES?

Lash Preparedness Edition

Be kind to the nice lady with the sharp tweezers

Mask Off Challenge

If you have experienced any symptoms, of any kind (fever, nausea, Covid-19, flu, pink eye, rabbies, uncontrollable intolerant outbursts, or excessive caffeine*), or are currently quarantining with another experiencing contagious, lash artist life threatening symptoms, please contact me and we will reschedule.

If you’re assumed not contagious, only experiencing allergies & only coughing and/or sneezing, please #maskculture yourself to your appointment. I know we all have those days when our allergies are successfully ruining our life, but let us not ruin our lash artist’s day with your phlegm in her eyes… she holds the power of sharp tweezers.

*obviously the first 5ish complications are excused from the cancellation p0licy, but you can leave the others at home, friend <3

COME ALONE

You, yourself & I… No other homies or friends. kids. husbands. wives. s/o. Your eyes will remain closed for the duration of your lash service and it’s hard to chase a child with your taped eyes or my Edward tweezerhands.

Let them miss you <3 : I am temporarily your only bestie ^^

CLEAN CLEAN

Just as your dentist knows your first floss in 6 months was in the car on the way over, your artist knows all things. If your lash line is clear of makeup, dirt, dead skin & other *debris, your lashes will adhere better & last longer. Clean every night & before your appointments to ensure optimal retention & negative infection nor irritation.

*”other debris” should gross you out… it is pretty gross

Stillness is key

an essay

Lashing is a meticulous art that requires my constant concentration and focus to properly curate each perfect fan. Its tedious, thoughtful, and must be swiftly adhered to your natural lash within moments in stable conditions. Dry, comfortable and still.

Oh no, your leg itches, you answer 6 phone calls, and your neck, back, butt and baby toe hurts so you begin fidgeting while telling a hilarious anecdote that incites your brows, cheekbones and whole body to move, united with the tale which pushes your eye pads under your eyelid impaling your iris, forcing your eyes open and vulnerable to adhesive fumes as they rush in, drowning your eyes in sad, salty tears as your lashes permanently clump into one big, sorry strip. Woohoo.

[client cries] [lash artist cries]

[end scene]

HEADPHONES

Come prepared with headphones or suggestions. They died? Or you don’t bring your headphones everywhere? wild… Not to worry: I have an extra set or I’m always down to relax with a good book or podcast. Lets share the knowledge & chill

CAFFIENE INTERVENTION

This cannot be more important. You caffeinate, you forfeit beautiful, full lashes and a sane lash girl. I will cry & you will DYE - them black before I am able to properly fill them. Fluttery eyes are the most difficult to work with and truly uncomfortable/dangerous for you. Come ready to relax, nap and wake to your new lashes.

hmm… I believe that is all… enjoy ^^